Scène burlesque à la perche de bambou

Create a hyper-realistic cinematic slapstick comedy in four seamless shots outside a modest two-story Korean villa on a bright afternoon, using natural handheld smartphone cinematography.
Use Image Reference 1 as the woman and Image Reference 2 as the man; preserve their identities, faces, hairstyles, clothing, and proportions consistently.
Shot 1: The woman stands at an open second-floor window, struggling to straighten a large white bedsheet with an unusually long bamboo laundry pole.
The pole suddenly slips from her hands and falls vertically toward the narrow walkway as the camera instinctively tilts down and follows it.
Shot 2: The scruffy man casually walks beneath the building, completely unaware, when the bamboo pole crashes onto his head with a loud THUNK, sending him dramatically onto the pavement.
He sits up rubbing his head as the woman leans out apologetically; she says, "I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to!" and he replies flirtatiously, "It's okay... but you're really beautiful."
Shot 3: The man grabs the bamboo pole, sprints toward the building, plants it like a pole vaulter, and launches himself upward toward the second-floor window.
The bamboo bends dramatically under his weight as the camera cranes upward and tracks his ascent, with the man leaning forward as if attempting to kiss the woman.
Shot 4: The woman recoils and shouts, "Eww... you're so ugly! Go away!" before delivering a perfectly timed front kick into his torso.
The bamboo snaps back like a giant slingshot, launching him violently into the sky as the camera whip-pans and continuously tracks his spinning body until he becomes a tiny silhouette disappearing into the clouds.
Cut back to the window as the woman calmly dusts off her hands, picks up another bamboo pole, and resumes fixing the bedsheet as if nothing happened.